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? BOY, THE WAY
GLENN MILLER PLAYED ?
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? SONGS THAT MADE
THE HIT PARADE ?
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? GUYS LIKE US, WE HAD IT MADE ?
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? THOSE WERE THE DAYS ?
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? AND YOU KNEW
WHERE YOU WERE THEN ?
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? GIRLS WERE GIRLS
AND MEN WERE MEN ?
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? MISTER, WE COULD USE A MAN ?
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? LIKE HERBERT HOOVER AGAIN ?
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? DIDN'T NEED NO
WELFARE STATES ?
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? EVERYBODY PULLED HIS WEIGHT ?
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? GEE, OUR OLD
LASALLE RAN GREAT ?
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? THOSE WERE ?
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? THE DAYS ?
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YOU KNOW, IT'D BE AWFUL NICE
TO HAVE A COLD BEER OVER HERE.
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GUESS, UH, NOBODY
HEARD ME OVER THERE, HUH?
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THERE'S PLENTY IN THE REFRIG.
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GEE, SOME DAUGHTERS I KNOW
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WOULD BE GLAD TO GET
THEIR DADDIES A COLD BEER.
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AND SOME DADDIES I
KNOW WOULD BE GLAD
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TO GO WITH THEIR WIVES
TO A FAMILY WEDDING.
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TO ALL OF THAT.
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WELL, I DON'T THINK IT
WAS VERY NICE OF YOU
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TO LET MA GO TO
SCRANTON ALL BY HERSELF.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?
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HUH, WHAT ABOUT ME?
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YOUR MOTHER KNOWS DAMN
WELL I DON'T LIKE WEDDINGS
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EVER SINCE THE
LAST ONE I WENT TO.
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THAT WAS MINE!
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CASE CLOSED.
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NO, THE CASE IS NOT CLOSED.
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AND NOT JUST MA'S FEELINGS,
WHAT ABOUT THE BRIDE?
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HUH?
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AND WHAT ABOUT... WHAT ABOUT
MA'S AUNT CLARA AND HER AUNT ROSE?
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OH, TO HELL WITH
THEM. THEY'RE UGLY.
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HELLO?
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HI, MA. DID YOU
HAVE A NICE TRIP?
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OH, TOO BAD.
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DADDY, YOU WANNA TALK TO MA?
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WELL, DOES SHE WANNA TALK TO ME?
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NO, I DON'T WANNA TALK
TO YOUR FATHER, GLORIA.
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WELL, HE MADE ME COME DOWN HERE
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TO A FAMILY WEDDING ALONE.
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AND I'M HERE ALL BY MYSELF.
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I-I-IF HE WANTS TO TALK TO ME,
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TELL HIM HE SHOULD
HAVE COME WITH ME.
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NO, THAT'S ALL,
GLORIA. GOOD-BYE.
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OH, WHO IS IT?
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GUESS WHO?
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GUESS WHO?
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AUNT CLARA AND AUNT ROSE!
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OH, YOU GUESSED.
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EDITH!
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ROSE! EDITH!
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OH, I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YA!
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SIT DOWN.
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MY, AIN'T THIS A LOVELY ROOM.
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WE WOULD'VE ASKED YOU
TO STAY WITH US, EDITH,
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BUT OUT PLACE IS
SUCH A MADHOUSE.
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OH, YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
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MY POOR GRACE IS A
REGULAR NERVOUS BRIDE.
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YOU JUST SAY HELLO TO HER
AND SHE BURSTS INTO TEARS.
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OH, HER FACE IS GONNA
BE SO PUFFY BY TOMORROW,
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SHE'LL NEED AN EXTRA VEIL.
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OH!
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OH, MY, I'M SO HAPPY FOR HER.
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WHERE ARE THEY GOIN'
ON THEIR HONEYMOON?
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OH, ANY PLACE HE
WANTS TO TAKE HER.
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WHEN YOU'RE GRACE'S AGE,
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YOU'LL SETTLE FOR THE
GREYHOUND BUS TERMINAL.
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I WANNA ASK YOU SOMETHIN'.
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DO YOU THINK THIS DRESS IS
ALL RIGHT FOR THE WEDDING?
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WELL, IT'S VERY NICE,
EDITH. JUST PLAIN ENOUGH.
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THE LAST TIME I WORE THIS
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WAS MY 26TH WEDDING
ANNIVERSARY, LAST YEAR.
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26 YEARS?
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WHY, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE
YESTERDAY I SANG AT YOUR WEDDING.
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YEAH.
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? OH, PROMISE ME
THAT SOMEDAY... ?
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WE REMEMBER IT, CLARA.
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YEAH, ARCHIE SAID
HE'D NEVER FORGET IT.
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HOW IS ARCHIE?
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OH, UH, JUST THE SAME.
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ARCHIE NEVER CHANGES.
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WHAT A SHAME!
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WELL, HOW IS YOUR
HUMPHREY, CLARA?
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OH, HUMPHREY'S BEEN
PROMOTED TO FROZEN FOODS.
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AND HE'S GETTIN' A
NEW HAIR TRANSPLANT.
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HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE KOJAK
WITH 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW.
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WHO ELSE IS COMING
TO THE WEDDING?
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ALL THE CLAN, SEE.
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THE PINCHMEYERS ARE COMIN'.
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WILL COUSIN ROY BE THERE?
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COUSIN ROY?
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COUSIN... OF COURSE.
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YOU WERE ALWAYS SWEET
ON HIM, WEREN'T YOU, EDITH?
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OH, NO.
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NO, I WAS... NOW,
COME ON NOW, EDITH.
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WHY, EVERY TIME YOU
PLAYED "POST OFFICE",
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HE ALWAYS HAD SPECIAL
DELIVERIES FOR YOU.
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NO, SOME OF THEM
WAS JUST AIR MAILS.
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ALL I EVER GOT WAS
"RETURN TO SENDER."
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OH, YOU KNOW THAT, UH, ROY'S
WIFE PASSED AWAY 3 YEARS AGO?
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OH, YEAH, I HEARD.
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POOR MAN. BUT I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
IF HE GOT MARRIED AGAIN, REAL SOON.
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NO, THESE DAYS MEN DON'T BUY.
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THEY RENT.
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WE GOTTA BE GOIN'.
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YOU KNOW, THE NIGHT AIR'S
NOT GOOD FOR MY VOICE.
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THE DAY AIR ISN'T
SO GOOD EITHER.
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YOU'RE NOT SINGING
AT THIS WEDDING, CLARA.
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I AM, TOO, SINGING.
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YOU ARE NOT SINGING.
YOU ARE A JINX.
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EVERY WEDDING YOU'VE EVER
SUNG AT ENDED IN DIVORCE.
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THAT AIN'T TRUE. I SANG AT
ARCHIE AND EDITH'S WEDDIN'.
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THAT'S EVEN WORSE.
IT ENDED IN MARRIAGE.
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BYE, SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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YEAH, SEE YOU IN CHURCH.
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THANK YOU.
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WOULD MADAME
CARE FOR A COCKTAIL?
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OH, NO, THANK YOU.
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UH, WOULD MADAME
CARE TO ORDER NOW?
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JUST A MINUTE.
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WOULD MADAME CARE
TO GIVE ME A KISS?
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ROY!
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OH, ROY JOHNSON!
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EDITH.
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IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!
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OH! ME, TOO!
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OH, YOU SURE FOOLED ME!
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WHEN YOU ASKED FOR A KISS, I
WAS GONNA CALL THE MANAGER.
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OH, I'M... I'M GLAD
YOU DIDN'T, EDITH.
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HE'S A LOUSY KISSER.
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ROY, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT!
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NEITHER HAVE YOU. CAN... CAN I
GET MY COFFEE AND JOIN YOU?
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OH, SURE!
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WELL, LITTLE COUSIN EDITH.
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REMEMBER HOW YOU USED TO
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COME UP TO SCRANTON
EVERY SUMMER?
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AND YOU TOOK ME TO THE MOVIES
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AND THEN FOR ICE
CREAM AFTERWARDS.
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WELL, NOT JUST ME. LOTS
OF THE GUYS TOOK YOU OUT.
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OH, BUT YOU WAS
DIFFERENT. YOU PAID.
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DID YOU COME TO
THE WEDDING ALONE?
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YEAH.
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BUT HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, ROY?
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ARE YOU STILL MAKIN'
THINGS WITH YOUR HANDS?
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MMM, YEAH, YEAH.
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STILL SOME PEOPLE
AROUND WHO APPRECIATE
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FINE CABINETMAKING,
THANK GOODNESS.
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I STILL HAVE THE JEWEL
BOX YOU MADE FOR ME.
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OH, NO.
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OH, SURE.
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COURSE I AIN'T GOT
NO JEWELS TO PUT IN IT,
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SO I USE IT FOR MY HAIRPINS.
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I STILL GOT SOMETHING
ELSE YOU GAVE ME, TOO!
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OH, ROY. I WAS WONDERIN'
ALL DAY YESTERDAY
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IF I'D SEE YOU HERE.
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UH, UH, BECAUSE, OF COURSE
I EXPECTED ALL THE RELATIVES
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WOULD COME TO THE WEDDING.
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WELL, WHAT IS IT? LET ME SEE.
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OH, YEAH. REMEMBER
WHEN YOU TOOK ME
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TO STEEPLECHASE PARK
AND WE WENT ON "THE WHIP?"
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AND YOU FELL AGAINST ME
AND SQUISHED MY ESKIMO PIE?
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YEAH!
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HERE IT IS!
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IT'S THE RING YOU GAVE ME
OUT OF YOUR CRACKER JACK BOX.
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OF COURSE!
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I KEEP IT IN YOUR JEWEL
BOX, UNDER THE HAIRPINS.
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ALL THIS TIME! GEE, WHIZ.
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WE HAD A LOT OF FUN
TOGETHER, DIDN'T WE? OH.
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YOU REMEMBER
PLAYING "POST OFFICE"?
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NO.
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WELL, YEAH, MAYBE A LITTLE.
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LOOK, EDITH, SINCE YOU'RE
ALONE AND I'M ALONE,
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WHY DON'T I TAKE YOU TO
THE WEDDING TOMORROW?
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WELL...
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YEAH, I GUESS IT
WOULD BE ALL RIGHT,
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SINCE WE'RE COUSINS.
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WE'RE NOT REALLY COUSINS, EDITH.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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SURE, WE USED TO CALL
EACH OTHER "COUSIN",
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BUT I KNOW WE'RE
NOT FIRST COUSINS
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BECAUSE MY AUNT
AND UNCLE HAD 3 KIDS
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AND YOU WEREN'T ONE OF THEM.
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WELL, THEN WE MUST
BE SECOND COUSINS.
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NO, NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
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OH, WELL, THEN I GUESS IT'S
THIRD OR FOURTH COUSINS.
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NO, NO, A THIRD COUSIN WOULD BE
ONCE REMOVED FROM A SECOND COUSIN,
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AND A FOURTH COUSIN WOULD BE
A SECOND COUSIN TWICE REMOVED.
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TWICE REMOVED FROM WHAT?
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FROM THE FIRST COUSIN.
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LOOK, YOUR AUNT CLARA IS
YOUR MOTHER'S SISTER, RIGHT?
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NO, AUNT CLARA IS
MY FATHER'S SISTER.
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THE ONLY AUNT I COULD
HAVE ON MY MOTHER'S SIDE
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WOULD BE MY UNCLE HERMAN'S WIFE.
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AND HE NEVER HAD NO WIFE.
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SO, THE ONLY THING I
GOT FROM MY MOTHER
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WAS AN UNCLE.
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BUT, YOU SEE, YOUR AUNT
CLARA'S SISTER, ROSE,
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WAS MARRIED TO MY
MOTHER'S BROTHER-IN-LAW.
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SO THAT MADE HER MY AUNT
ROSE BY MARRIAGE, SEE?
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WELL, THEN, WHAT
DOES THAT MAKE US?
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TOTAL STRANGERS.
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YOU MEAN THERE AIN'T
NO BLOOD BETWEEN US?
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NO, NOT A DROP.
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OH, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
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WHY? IT DOESN'T
CHANGE ANYTHING, EDITH.
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WELL...
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IF WE AIN'T COUSINS,
WHAT ARE WE?
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WE'RE JUST
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VERY GOOD FRIENDS.
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OH, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT ME, GLORIA.
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IT'S LIKE OLD HOME WEEK UP HERE,
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WITH AUNT ROSE AND AUNT
CLARA AND EVERYBODY.
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YEAH. I'M GONNA
STAY HERE TONIGHT
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AND I'M GONNA TAKE THE
BUS HOME TOMORROW.
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OH, THERE'S SOMEBODY
AT THE DOOR, GLORIA.
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I GOTTA GO NOW, GOOD-BYE.
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COMING, ROY!
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IT'S NOT ROY, IT'S ROSE.
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WHAT ABOUT ME?
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AND CLARA.
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OH! YOU LOOK LOVELY!
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EDITH.
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WELL, EDITH,
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING VERY
IMPORTANT TO ASK YOU.
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EDITH, CAN I SING?
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WELL, SURE, IT'S A FREE COUNTRY.
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I DON'T MEAN, "CAN I SING?"
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I MEAN, "CAN I SING?"
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OH! WELL...
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EDITH, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
AFRAID TO TELL THE TRUTH
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EVEN WHEN IT HURTS.
235
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NOW, DON'T TRY TO INFLUENCE HER.
236
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WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER, EDITH?
237
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WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?
238
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THE QUESTION IS:
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YOU THINK I'M A VERY
GOOD SINGER, DON'T YOU?
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EDITH, THE TRUTH.
241
00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:03,881
WELL, ARCHIE SAYS THAT I
GET MY VOICE FROM YOU, CLARA.
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THE WHOLE FAMILY
EXPECTS ME TO SING.
243
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,490
CLARA, THERE'S A FINE LINE
BETWEEN EXPECTATION AND DREAD.
244
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IT'S UP TO YOU, EDITH.
245
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,829
DO I SING AT THE WEDDING?
246
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:21,098
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY, EDITH?
247
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,168
WELL...
248
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:27,071
YOU WANNA SING,
DON'T YOU, CLARA?
249
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WITH ALL MY HEART.
250
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,843
AND, ROSE, YOU DON'T
WANNA HEAR HER SING.
251
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,050
WITH ALL MY HEART.
252
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,254
WELL, THEN, IT'S SIMPLE!
253
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CLARA, YOU SING, AND,
ROSE, YOU DON'T LISTEN!
254
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THANK YOU.
255
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,735
YOU'RE WELCOME.
256
00:13:57,803 --> 00:14:01,572
I'LL START WITH OH, PROMISE ME.
257
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,508
OVER MY DEAD BODY.
258
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,912
FOR THAT, I'LL DO ROCK OF AGES.
259
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,160
? OH, PROMISE ME ?
260
00:14:22,228 --> 00:14:26,497
? THAT SOMEDAY YOU AND I ?
261
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,866
?
262
00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:36,006
COMING, ROY.
263
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,010
HI, EDITH.
264
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,913
HELLO, ROY.
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00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,448
I'LL GET MY COAT.
266
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:46,450
NO HURRY, EDITH. WE'VE STILL
GOT ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR.
267
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,519
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
268
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:55,126
ARE YOU GONNA ASK ME TO COME IN?
269
00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:57,427
OH, SURE, COME ON IN.
270
00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,030
HEY, THAT'S A
PRETTY HAT YOU HAVE.
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THANK YOU.
272
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,867
I THINK IT'S A
LITTLE OUT-OF-DATE
273
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,769
BUT I GOT IT AT A SALE.
274
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,171
I'VE ALWAYS LIKED YOU IN A HAT.
275
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,607
YOU'VE GOT A HAT KIND
OF HEAD, YOU KNOW.
276
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,511
THANK YOU.
277
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,213
HERE. HERE'S SOMETHING
TO WEAR WITH IT.
278
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,384
VIOLETS! MY FAVORITE!
279
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,852
YEAH, I REMEMBER.
280
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,389
OH, WE USED TO PICK
'EM IN McGREGOR WOODS
281
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,659
AFTER WE FINISHED
PLAYING "TAKE A GIANT STEP."
282
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:30,662
REMEMBER?
283
00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:33,364
"GO BACK, GO BACK,
YOU DIDN'T SAY 'MAY I?'"
284
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,767
UH, MAY I?
285
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:37,868
OH.
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00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:44,882
HERE.
287
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,079
THANK YOU.
288
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,913
AIN'T THIS A NICE ROOM?
289
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,083
DO YOU LIKE THE PICTURES?
290
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:55,252
YEAH. THAT'S ANOTHER THING
WE'VE GOT IN COMMON, EDITH.
291
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,588
I'VE GOT THE SAME
PICTURES IN MY ROOM.
292
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,257
YOU DO?
293
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,893
I THINK THEY MUST
BE VERY VALUABLE.
294
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,062
THEY'RE BOLTED TO THE WALL.
295
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,036
CAN I BORROW YOUR THUMB?
296
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,805
THAT ALL DEPENDS ON
WHICH ONE YOU WANT.
297
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:15,873
THE RIGHT OR THE LEFT?
298
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:25,182
YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING
LAST NIGHT AFTER I LEFT YOU?
299
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,118
NO, WHAT?
300
00:16:27,186 --> 00:16:29,420
I WAS WONDERING, WHAT
WOULD'VE HAPPENED
301
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:33,056
IF WE KNEW WE WEREN'T COUSINS
WHEN WE WERE KIDS TOGETHER.
302
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:42,366
I HOPE GRACE LIKES
THE WEDDING PRESENT.
303
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:45,402
IT'S ONE OF THEM CLOCK
RADIOS WITH ALL THEM BUTTONS.
304
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,882
YOU KNOW, YOU PRESS A BUTTON
305
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,451
IF YOU WANNA WAKE
UP TO THE ALARM
306
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,740
OR YOU PRESS ANOTHER BUTTON
307
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,353
IF YOU WANNA WAKE UP TO MUSIC?
308
00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,878
OR, I-I-IF YOU DON'T
WANNA PRESS NO BUTTONS,
309
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:57,114
YOU JUST, UH, WAKE UP
WHEN YOUR EYES OPEN.
310
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,299
DO YOU REALIZE, EDITH,
311
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:19,336
THAT WE WERE UP UNTIL AFTER
1:00 THIS MORNING TALKIN'?
312
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:22,106
WE SPENT MORE THAN
7 HOURS TOGETHER.
313
00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:25,542
AND IT ALL SEEMED LIKE
A... LIKE A HALF AN HOUR.
314
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:33,150
I WANTED TO GET GRACE
A, UH, AN ELECTRIC BLANKET
315
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,196
BUT ARCHIE SAYS
PRESIDENT FORD THINKS
316
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,621
IT'S WRONG TO
WASTE ENERGY IN BED.
317
00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:51,502
DID YOU, UH, DID YOU
ENJOY OUR WALK LAST NIGHT?
318
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,903
OH, YEAH.
319
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:56,741
OH, IT WAS SO NICE SEEIN'
THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD.
320
00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:01,412
IN QUEENS, NOBODY
WALKS AT NIGHT NO MORE.
321
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,946
NOBODY WALKS?
322
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:07,184
WELL, THE PEOPLE THAT DO ARE
THE REASON THE OTHERS DON'T.
323
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,690
EDITH, WE STILL HAVE
LOTS OF TIME, YOU KNOW.
324
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:13,802
HERE, LET ME.
325
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,626
OH.
326
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,606
YOU'D LOVE PRINCETON,
THOUGH, EDITH.
327
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:21,532
OH, I THINK IT'S A LITTLE LATE
FOR ME TO GO TO COLLEGE.
328
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,036
NO, I MEAN THE TOWN.
329
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,344
I MEAN, THAT'S WHERE I LIVE.
330
00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:29,073
YOU KNOW, IT'S...
YOU CAN WALK THERE,
331
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,375
AND TOUCH ALL THOSE
BIG TREES IN THE STREETS.
332
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,476
OH.
333
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,779
YEAH, IF YOU TOUCH
A TREE IN NEW YORK,
334
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,981
YOUR HAND GETS FULL OF DIRT.
335
00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:40,829
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
336
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,788
ABOUT ANY PLACE WAS,
UH, WHO YOU WERE WITH.
337
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,191
THAT'S TRUE!
338
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,860
ALL THIS MORNING I
WAS THINKIN' AGAIN
339
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:53,497
ABOUT STEEPLECHASE PARK
AND YOUR CRACKER JACK RING.
340
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,334
IT WAS LIKE I WAS
LOOKIN' AT A PHOTO ALBUM.
341
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,935
YOU IN YOUR BLUE SUIT.
342
00:18:58,003 --> 00:18:59,337
THE ESKIMO PIE ON IT.
343
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:04,041
AND ME WITH A BIG
BALL OF COTTON CANDY.
344
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,310
AND WE WERE DANCIN' IN THE DARK.
345
00:19:06,378 --> 00:19:08,612
THAT'S RIGHT.
346
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,648
DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT
THE BAND WAS PLAYIN'?
347
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,850
NO.
348
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,619
DROVE THE SHADOWS AWAY.
349
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:18,288
DROVE THE SHADOWS AWAY? MMM-HMM.
350
00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:20,458
HOW DOES THAT GO?
351
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:25,463
? LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, DROVE
THE SHADOWS AWAY! ?
352
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,002
YOU'RE RIGHT.
353
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:35,339
BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT
WAS LOVE WALKED RIGHT IN.
354
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,741
THAT'S IT!
355
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,745
? LOVE WALKED RIGHT IN ?
356
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:44,915
? AND DROVE THE SHADOWS AWAY ?
357
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:49,086
? LOVE WALKED RIGHT IN ?
358
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:53,491
? AND BROUGHT MY SUNNIEST DAY ?
359
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,595
YOU KNOW WHAT, EDITH? I
GOT A GREAT IDEA. LISTEN.
360
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:58,974
TONIGHT, AFTER THE RECEPTION,
361
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,776
HOW ABOUT YOU AND I
GOIN' OUT SOMEPLACE?
362
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,832
TONIGHT?
363
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:04,212
YEAH, SURE. WE COULD
GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT
364
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,936
AND WHO KNOWS, YOU KNOW,
365
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,315
MAYBE WE COULD FIND SOME PLACE
366
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,284
WHERE WE COULD GO
DANCING AGAIN, YOU KNOW?
367
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:13,076
OH! I AIN'T DIPPED IN YEARS!
368
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,086
THERE'S THE PHONE.
369
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:26,323
YEAH, I KNOW. HOW ABOUT TONIGHT?
370
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:31,027
OH, WILL YOU EXCUSE ME?
371
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:33,063
HELLO?
372
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:34,631
WHO?
373
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:38,369
OH! HELLO, ARCHIE!
374
00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,005
OH! WHAT DID YOU SAY?
375
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,640
OH, YOU MISS ME, DEAR?
376
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,477
I MISS YOU, TOO, DEAR.
377
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,747
NO, UH.
378
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:52,082
I AIN'T STAYIN' TONIGHT.
379
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,885
UH, I'M COMIN' HOME.
380
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:58,755
I'M CATCHIN' THE FIRST BUS
RIGHT AFTER THE RECEPTION.
381
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,895
I'LL, UH, I'LL MEET
YOU IN THE CAR, EDITH.
382
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:06,731
THANK YOU.
383
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:17,708
OH. HELLO? YES, I'M AFRAID
YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG ROOM.
384
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,877
I'M SORRY, DON'T
PAY NO ATTENTION
385
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,480
TO WHAT I JUST SAID
TO YOU. GOOD-BYE.
386
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:42,699
AW, JEEZ.
387
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:45,535
LOOK AT THIS GROCERY
DESTROYER OVER HERE.
388
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,339
IT AIN'T 3 HOURS
SINCE WE HAD SUPPER,
389
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:51,942
AND ALREADY HE'S
STUFFIN' HIMSELF AGAIN.
390
00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,211
YOU KNOW, I HEARD OF
GUYS WITH TAPEWORMS.
391
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:57,347
BUT I THINK YOU GOT A LITTLE
BOA RESTRICTOR DOWN THERE.
392
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,486
DADDY, IF MICHAEL
DOESN'T EAT IT,
393
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:03,787
IT'LL ONLY GO TO WASTE.
394
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:07,391
WELL, WHERE IS IT GOING TO NOW?
395
00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:10,361
YOU'RE JUST CRABBY 'CAUSE
YOU COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
396
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,863
WELL, THAT'S RIGHT AND
THAT'S YOUR MOTHER'S FAULT.
397
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:16,066
HOW CAN I SLEEP IN NEW YORK
WHEN SHE'S DOWN IN SCRANTON?
398
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:17,902
I'M HOME!
399
00:22:19,138 --> 00:22:20,549
OH, HI, MA!
400
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:21,983
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK TONIGHT?
401
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,419
I THOUGHT YOU WERE STAYIN' OVER.
402
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,375
WELL, UH, I CHANGED MY MIND.
403
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,511
OH, YOU COULDN'T
WAIT TO GET BACK.
404
00:22:27,579 --> 00:22:29,880
I TOLD YOU IT WAS GONNA
BE JERKY DOWN THERE.
405
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:33,283
OH, NO. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
406
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:38,222
OH, IT WAS A LOVELY WEDDING.
COUSIN GRACE LOOKED BEAUTIFUL.
407
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:42,059
AND AUNT ROSE WAS
THERE AND AUNT CLARA SANG.
408
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:43,305
? OH, PROMISE ME ?
409
00:22:43,329 --> 00:22:45,062
NO, DON'T SING IT, DON'T!
410
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,032
IF I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT
WENT ON AT THE WEDDIN',
411
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:51,769
I WOULD HAVE WENT WITH YOU.
WHAT A DOPEY WEDDIN' ANYWAY!
412
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:55,205
GRACE, AT HER AGE,
MARRYING THAT GUY, AT HIS AGE.
413
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:59,109
OH, THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY
WAS VERY MUCH IN LOVE.
414
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,711
OH, GEE, LOVE.
415
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,758
THE ONLY THING THEM TWO ARE
GONNA BE ABLE TO DO EVERY NIGHT
416
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:05,382
IS PUT THEIR TEETH
IN THE SAME GLASS.
417
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,389
LOOK AT YOU WITH
THE POSIES THERE.
418
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:15,092
WHAT DID YOU DO, CATCH
THE BRIDE'S CORSET?
419
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,162
NO.
420
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,264
SOMEBODY GAVE ME THESE
WHO USED TO BE MY COUSIN.
421
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:28,472
ARCHIE, DID YOU MISS ME?
422
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:31,976
COME ON, EDITH, FOR ONE NIGHT?
423
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,611
YEAH, MA, HE MISSED YOU.
424
00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:35,557
HE COULDN'T SLEEP
ALL NIGHT WITHOUT YOU.
425
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,281
SHUT UP, YOU.
426
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:43,320
ARCHIE, YOU DID MISS ME!
427
00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:45,523
OH, YOU MISSED
ME! OH, YEAH, YEAH.
428
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,690
YEAH.
429
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:53,897
OH, JEEZ, EDITH, IN
FRONT OF THE KIDS, EDITH.
430
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,021
HE MISSED ME, HE MISSED ME.
431
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:24,272
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